We sometimes like to make fun of my parents, growing up in a little town in Tennessee as they did where the only thing to do on weekends (when it wasn’t football season, of course) was park your truck on the square and watch the clock in front of the courthouse change time. Well, we don’t have a truck. We also don’t have a courthouse. For that matter, there isn’t even a clock to watch change in this town (or a traffic light). Nor is there a town square. So, on Saturday my sisters and I had to make do with the next best thing.
Okay, the honest truth of this whole story is we were to meet somebody at the BP station on our exit off 65 so that Jenny and Abby could get a ride down to Indianapolis to a basketball game. We got there a few minutes before the agreed rendezvous and the people we were meeting were about ten minutes late. So, we’re sitting at the BP with the car facing the road watching people drive by, come off, or get on the interstate.
“What kind of care do the Lees drive?” I asked.
“I don’t know,” Jenny or Abby shrugs. “A red mini van, I think.”
“No, I think it’s white or silver,” whichever one didn’t answer red answered back.
“There’s a red mini van,” Grace offered to the one already parked next to the station.
“Can’t be that one,” I replied, “it’s from Illinois.”
Unable to come to an agreement on what sort of vehicle or what color said vehicle might be, we just started looking at everyone coming into the station.
“How about a green Explorer?”
“That’s an Excalibur. One notch up on the luxury vehicles.”
“Can’t be. That’s not Mr. Lee.”
“How about that nice corvette?”
“I hope not! I don’t want to squeeze in the back.”
“Blue mini van…no, it’s going past.”
“Gray beat up car? No, no one’s in the back of that one.”
“Oh, look! How about a Frito Lay truck?”
“That’s more Marty’s style.”
“Green mini van?”
“Ummm….”
“Get a load of that old truck! Must be from the fifties.”
“Get a load of the young guy driving it!”
“Must be his grandfather’s truck.”
“What’s with the girl in the yellow pants and red and black flannel shirt?”
“Blue SUV?”
“Ummm…”
“Green SUV?”
“It’s going past.”
“Hey, red mini van! And there’s Mrs. Lee waving.”
So, with Jenny and Abby safely stowed in the back of the Lee’s red mini van with their daughter Liz; Grace and I head back home.
“Hey, that was fun,” I quipped. “Maybe we should do it again next week.”
“Sure,” Grace agreed, “but let’s do it from the parking lot of the Harley Davidson shop.”
Hey, why not? When in Rome, do as the Romans!
Chatboard (1)